What do you call a gay Indian?

What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!

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An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked”Can i help you sir?”Our man said “Yes, I would like to change my name.””What is your current name?” asked the clerk.”Martin Arsehole,” replied the man.The clerk laughed, and said “I can see why you want achange. [...]

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What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?

What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!

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The first Jewish woman President is elected…

The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the elections,you’ve got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.””I don’t know, what would I wear?””Don’t worry, I’ll send you a dressmaker””But I only eat kosher food””Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food””But how will I [...]

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What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?

What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.

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Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?

Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.

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How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a “Teethbrush”.

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What is every Amish womans private fantasy?

Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!

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A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking…

A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at hismother and says “Look Momma, I’m a white boy.” His mother slaps him hardon the face and says “Boy, go show your Daddy.” The boy goes into [...]

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