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American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “Doc, I think my dick is just too damn small,” he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. Well, American beer,” he replies quite bemused. “Aaaahhh. There’s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try [...]
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.” “That’s the same [...]
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide:”How large is the population here?””Around 1.5 billion” — the guide answersAmerican, After a short pause: “So, what else do you do here?
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. “A bit airy, isn’t it?” remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,”‘Ell yes! What did you expect – feathers?!
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF STATISTICS: – All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: – Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, closethem and turn them in. The professor opens the books [...]
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered, “When was your last election?” The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, “before bleakfast.
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still, thinking up- names for fart types is atraditional early-adolescent ritual. Similarly, methods of identifyingthe source of a fart are a subject of peer-group, or tribal,speculation, the usual rule of thumb being “Who smelled it, dealt it,”or “The smeller’s the feller.”Occasionally, this [...]
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussingtheir home lives.”Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchmanbragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes andshe told me how much she adored me.””Ah, last night I made [...]