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Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I’m not coming into work.”The boss says:”You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to [...]
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, “Business [...]
What do they call condoms in Germany?
What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre.
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent by Lara
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment? Potpourri