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Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill they get married.
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think it’s due to drinking.””In that case,” replied his blonde patient, “I’ll come back when you are sober.
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.