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NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
Blondes change a lightbulb
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?Blonde: Yes.Operator: The power in the house in on?Blonde: Of course.Operator: And the switch is on?Blonde: Yes, yes.Operator: And the bulb still won’t [...]
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? – No one knows. Its never happened.
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insultyou by offering payment. But I would like for you to know thatI had mentioned you in my will.””That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, andthen added, “Can I see that [...]
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, “I give ten dollars.” Just then, a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and landed on his head. He spoke up again quickly. “I give a thousand dollars!”The minister said, “Lord, hit him again!
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the follow- ing agreement: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “The Lawyer”, and the party of the second part, [...]