dinner
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his chief of staff [...]
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!””Oh yeah?” said Little Johnny, “My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs fordinner!””Really?”Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, ‘Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!’
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if she would like to come up to his apartmentfor a drink she agreed. After they were at the apartment a while, heasked if he could give her an old fashioned kiss. Her reply [...]
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young Junior had gotten himself into quite a fix.”See, he was kissing his girlfriend, and when my wife and I came back from the movies we found them stuck together.””I’ll come right over, Mr. [...]
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was.They ask the waiter who replies “Oh Sister, those are nuts.” She answers “Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?””No. The kind you rock on a crack.
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not – don’t you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? MAN: Okay, I’d get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) [...]
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat was wrong.”Nothing,” said the woman.Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?””Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cookedand cleaned and fed the kids for 15 years and on Mother’sDay, [...]