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How Lawyers Do It

Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevails.Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.

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Do you like my new jacket?

Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.

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50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”4. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.5. Sell [...]

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45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall

1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, “I didn’t know I had one of THOSE!”2. Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not undress and make sure you clothes get all wet & soapy. Complain when leaving the bathroom that your shirt tends to bleed all over.3. Ask Scottie [...]

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Do Elephants Ever Forget?

Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

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50 things to do during an exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a [...]

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Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood

by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate. 8. Pull the tube out of the bag and drink from it. 7. Race to see who fills their bag first (requires two or more people). 6. Puncture the bag near the top and see whether they pull the needle out [...]

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Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation

As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Have one of the hostages hold your gun while you make a quick trip to the bathroom. Let one hostage go to the bathroom. When he doesn’t return, send the others to see what’s taking him so long. Agree to [...]

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Top twenty things to do at a drivethru

Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take [...]

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