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How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Does your dog bite?
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. “Does your dog bite?””No.”A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.”I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!” the man says indignantly.”That’s not my dog.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but it takes an entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating.
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn thisstuff?””To save lives.” the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. “So how does physicssave lives?” he persisted.”It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical [...]
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.