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Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What’s are these, Dad?” To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the boys pensively. “Yes, I’ve [...]
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.If we accept “For every rule there is an exception” as a rule, then we must concede that there may not be an exception after all, since the rule states that there is always the possibility [...]
How to Satisfy a Woman/Man Every Time
How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, [...]
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But I thought you said your hubby had a vasectomy,” Priscilla responded. “He did. That’s why I have to take every precaution.
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game or two with the ladies, she goes home to fix her husband dinner when he gets home from work. Well, one Thursday, she’s playing a great game and she has an incredible hand when she notices the time. “Oh, no! I [...]
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband “beats her.” The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. “Every damn time your Honor,” she sighed, “Every damn time !
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!