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irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.” The priest said, “Confess your sins and be forgiven.” The young woman said, “Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.”The priest thought long and hard and [...]
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates over tea.”I call my man ‘Eight,’ ” said the first woman, “Because he’s got eight inches, and we do it eight times a day.”The second woman said in response, “I call my man ‘Ten’because his [...]
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in yourreligion, you’re not supposed to eat pork…Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.”Then the Rabbi [...]
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is looking rather puzzled, so another turns to him and asks him what’s the matter.1st Irishman: Well, I was just trying to remember what 2 plus 2 is.2nd Irishman: Oh, that’s easy, it’s 147.1st Irishman: No no no, that can’t be right. [...]
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked”Can i help you sir?”Our man said “Yes, I would like to change my name.””What is your current name?” asked the clerk.”Martin Arsehole,” replied the man.The clerk laughed, and said “I can see why you want achange. [...]
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their…
Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the confession booth and told the Father, “Father, I have sinned. I have committed fornication with a lady. Please forgive me.” The Father said, “Tell me who [...]