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The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. “Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?” he asks one of the men, who had been a butler. “I was a good father,” he answers. “Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you [...]
What’s your wife’s name?
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven.”Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?” he asks one of the men, who had been a butler.”I was a good father,” he answers.”Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad [...]
Don’t give us a bad name
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her [...]
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay bar, but he decides, “What the heck, I really want a drink.” So he sits down at the bar, and the gay bartender says to him, “What’s the name of your penis?” The guy says, “Look, I’m not into any of [...]
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of theirdecisions.
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person whomakes all their decisions.
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his ass.
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a superb body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform.On his first night home, the executive walked from the [...]