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The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that [...]
What would Princess Diana be doing right…
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?
What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood….
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
Q: What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales