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Marketing that Makes Sense
Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense….You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Direct Marketing.You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, [...]
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You [...]
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just your head.
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) [...]
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you. 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt. 6. You can focus better with one eye closed. 5. [...]
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that lovely “You’ve Got Mail” statement when you use America OnLine, you hear “You Just Got Dumped!” Your connection to his server is constantly refused. You get a Dear John E-mai…Your name is Fred. They no longer have access to a computer [...]
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in the world. You’re the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama. You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour. You’re able to pull staples out of papers [...]
Imagine that
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening tothe priest’s sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church. I was so amazed that i didn’t know when the bottle of beer i was holding fell on the floor.