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Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At last they’re finally together.” A guy sitting in [...]
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the pharmacist – he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than [...]
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.The man isn’t sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes [...]
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and [...]
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without her, because she said she had a terrible headache. The man reluctantly did, and the suspicious wife decided to see just how [...]
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, “This is a special day, I’m celebrating.””What a coincidence,” said the woman, “I’m celebrating, too”. She clinked glasses with him and asked, “What are you celebrating?””I’m a chicken farmer,” he replied. [...]
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads toanother and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just [...]
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.As he sat facing her old pump [...]