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When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized that God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.
There was just a dog fight
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?””Yeah, I do!” a biker says, standing up. “What about it?””Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him…””What are you talkin’ about?!” the biker says, disbelievingly. “How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?””Well, it seems he got stuck [...]
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, “Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?” The Saudi replied, [...]
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. “Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. “We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.” “That’s the same [...]
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm.”Why did you do that?” the soldier was asked by his superior officer.”I know where he lives,” he replied, “and he wouldn’t have made it.
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. “A bit airy, isn’t it?” remarked the American. Hearing this, the Cockney girl replied indignantly,”‘Ell yes! What did you expect – feathers?!
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of…
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I’m from the BBC and I’m gathering material for a documentary about the way of life in the remote parts of the Scottish Highlands. You look [...]
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said, “Blimey! That’s handy!
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said, “Blimey! That’s handy!