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Books on Tape We Don’t Want to Hear
by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan 3. The Koran as read by Sammy Davis Junior 4. The Bible as read by Madeleine Murray O’Hare 5. Walden as read by James Watt 6. The Anarchist’s Cookbook as read by Theodore Kaczinsky [...]
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar information concerning sexual activity has, until now, been unavailable. Yet, a survey of 206,000,000 people indicated that 96% devote more time and effort to sex than jogging, tennis, or golf, and we felt that the time was right for a new [...]
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promise to stop sending usyour old people, we will release your election.
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and’tics’ meaning ‘bloodsucking creatures’.
We are the best of friends
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.””That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added, [...]
We need to help these people
A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor: It’s a big building with a lot of doctors, but that’s not important now!
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.