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3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, “I drove my car into a ditch.”The second woman said, “I blew chunks.”The third woman said, “I burned down my house.” After they all had told [...]
If she went out with me
A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn’t smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers.In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town’s football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend [...]
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But that’s nothing,” replied the shrink. “A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.””Ah, but doctor,” the patient replied. “It’s a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.””Ahhh!” exclaimed [...]
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions — age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.’Oh,’ he mused, ‘It was 1945.”Isn’t that a long time to go without sex?’ the doctor asked.’I don’t think so. [...]
One day, a fellow went for a ride…
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.He replied, “No thanks, I’m not into recycling.
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV. When the counselor asked why they felt that they should be tested at their age, the old man said,”Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, “George everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace with your self and have a good relationship with God?”George replied, “God and me are tight. We are [...]
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the evening they decided to take a short cut through a cow pasture after being unable to find a ride home. They became lost so split up to try and find the road home. One [...]