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There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving from Annapolis to the Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who’s driving from McGwire in South Jerz to the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets. In the middle of the night with no other cars on [...]
West Ham’s ground
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he could’nt find three wise men or a virgin.Sent by Johnny
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, “I’m moving here from thecity, what do you guys do around here?”The men answered, “Go hunt’n, kill things, ‘n screw”.He then asked, “What do you hunt and kill?”The men replied, “Sumt’n ta [...]
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a “Teethbrush”.
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, “Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas.””The gatekeeper replied, “First of all, I’m not Saint Peter and second, [...]
West Ham’s ground
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet.