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Why did the woman cross the road?
Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It’s [...]
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It’s [...]
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Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season (campinggear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for “specials” 6. Family coming to stay with you 5. Family and friends from out-of-state [...]
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE
Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They’re heavily dependent on external tools and equipment. 4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you’ve established a network connection. 3. They’ll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won’t do more than [...]
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ‘95. Fetch command not available on all platforms. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. Too difficult to “mark” every website they visit. Can’t help attacking the screen when they hear “You’ve Got Mail.” Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. Involuntary tail wagging is [...]
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe? [...]