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Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open wide.”THE HAIR DRESSER because he says “Do you want them teased or blown?”THE MILKMAN because he says “Do you want it in the back or in the front?”THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says “Once it’s in you’ll love it.”THE BANKER because [...]
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control. The following came from an anonymous mother. Things [...]
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.” They say you shouldn’t say anything [...]
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s LifeThe Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.” The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.” The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?” The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it [...]
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. “No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.” “I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.” “You’ll let it out some day,” the [...]
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch called a waste??A. You could fit another pair of breasts there Sent by sam
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don’t have to stop in the middle. 6. Drive to work. Pee at gas station. Complain about dirty restroom. Go to a different gas station and pee there. 7. Get to work at Burger King. [...]
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , “A man once told me…